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By Rogerborg (Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:19:57 PM EST) (all tags)
The ritual began, as always, with the corset.  A classic family heirloom, cream tinted silk with real whalebone, carefully preserved and invisibly mended down the years.  Putting it on without help limited the constriction, but even with the laces on the front, it still tugged and squeezed the figure into a semblance of its once youthful litheness.

[NSFW Frictional Extended Copy]



The ruby coloured satin crotchless panties were next, the constraints of the corset obliging them to be slid on while sitting down.  A squeeze over the plump but still firm thighs, a wriggle and some hitching, and a modicum of mystery was obtained.

Now a quick check in the mirror.  The effect... acceptable.  A wet finger traced and tweaked one exposed nipple casually, making it perk up in outrage as much as arousal.

Over the top went the silver spandex tunic-dress.  A broad patent leather belt cinched it tightly at the waist, not that it needed much cinching; it clung to every curve and contour of the body, betraying even the skimpy lacing of the corset, then flared out at the hips, barely covering the panties.  Tarnished gold lamé officer's epaulettes were sported proudly on the shoulders, although they didn't correspond to any army or fleet that would exist for another three hundred years.

A cheap plastic toy was velcroed to the belt, a kid's ray gun.  Obvious, and obviously not threatening.  Kitch and kinky, just the desired effect, complimenting the shiny leather low heeled knee boots that tired feet were squeezed and stamped into.  The wig added the final touch, a boldly fraudulent short tumble of tight auburn curls.  The ensemble was complete, and the night's work could begin.

A taxi to the docks was a necessary extravagance.  The bus guaranteed taunts and abuse, sometimes physical.  Tonight's taxi driver stared openly and greedily in the mirror but kept his mouth shut, maybe through a tenuous sense of respect, maybe just through a lack of language to convey his lewd thoughts.

The night was chilly, but the fleet was in, so there wasn't long to wait for a lone sailor with the right tastes to stagger drunkenly past the alley.  A soft whistle, a twitch of the hips and shoulders to display the toy ray gun and insignia, and a nod of agreement from the sailor.  The chase was on, and just as quickly concluded.  A hairy hand clamping a neck, a squeal of pain - not faked this time - and a token struggle, ending in a backhanded slap.  A stumbling to knees, a flip of the tunic-dress, and a brief fumbling before the brutal, selfish taking.

Afterwards, there were just the sobs of self hatred and pain, as the sailor stood up and zipped himself back in.  "Not bad," he slurred, the fives and tens among the handful of change that he tossed onto the shivering spandex-clad body confirming the compliment.  Then he was gone, humming a half remembered serial tune, and there was a moment alone, to wipe away the tears and blindly smear foundation on the already rising bruise on the cheek.

But it was a big fleet, and there were more sailors out there waiting to be serviced.  The hooker dragged himself slowly to his feet and stumbled back to the street, wiping the alley grime from the epaulettes that proclaimed his rank and name.  The night was young, he had a mission to fund, and a craving to satiate.  As he looked up yearningly up at the distant stars, 'Captain' Orion Blastar vowed once again that no matter if he had to turn ten thousand, a hundred thousand tricks, he would buy his passage back to them.  The stars didn't approve, but they would wait for him, and that was enough.

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PLUSONEEFFPEE by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:27:43 PM EST
*cough*

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Praise from Caesar. by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #12 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:51:30 PM EST
I consider myself inspired.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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me too. by calla (2.00 / 0) #22 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:43:28 PM EST
excellent work, borgy.


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Hey, you did know by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #24 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:21:26 PM EST
That the weekend password frolics were meant for you, right?  He's holding out on you already.

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I think you are losing your touch by Rush Gorden (1.33 / 3) #2 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:29:28 PM EST
as a porn writer. This one is below pathetic.

The FSM disapproves of this vocation of yours, and strongly suggests that you instead sell women's shoes.

Watch for this entry of yours to end up in The Hole, like all the rest of them.

Orion Blastar would never do those things, nor would I. You want me to explain the graph to you again?



"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11


Oooh, no can do. Restraining order by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #10 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:50:34 PM EST
Bit of a misunderstanding, don't you know.

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Yeah apparently by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #17 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:00:14 PM EST
you have a foot fetish. Who knew?

"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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You mean besides the 82 people who commented by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #18 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:02:20 PM EST

and everyone else who read the article 3 years ago? Well, nobody who was Orion Blastur, that's for sure.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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I do not read Kuro5hin by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #19 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:07:50 PM EST
I never created an account on there. How would I know what someone wrote three years ago?

"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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Why would you? by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #20 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:09:08 PM EST

I mean, none of those articles were about Orion Blastur.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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I didn't even read the Orion Blastur articles by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #21 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 04:12:09 PM EST
on K5 just what people here have linked to. I only learn about Orion Blastar based on his posts here, and what other people have said about him. Plus some of the funnier ones he writes on Slashdot that get modded up.

I admit, I am no Orion Blastar, but at least I try to be. After all, the rest of the people here are counting on me to fill the void that Orion Blastar left when he went on vacation. That is why they keep accusing me of being Orion Blastar.


"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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whoa by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #25 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:26:53 PM EST
I thought you just got a new account when your file space filled up...didn't even realize this was intended to be a new persona.

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It's clearly not by Rogerborg (4.00 / 3) #26 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:30:56 PM EST
Well, if by "new" you mean different.

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Wrong on both counts by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #27 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:32:27 PM EST
I've been around since 2000 back before Orion Blastar even existed or posted to Husi or Kuro5hin.

This is not a new nick, I've been around a bit. Watching and studying and learning.

Unless I am really Orion Blastar and I planned this all five years in advance, because I am really a time traveling mutant from the future who is also a space pirate and out of my mind. Who would have thought that Orion Blastar could plan that far in advance? It does not make sense. If it does not make sense, it must not be true, therefore I am not Orion Blastar!


"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11
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+1, FP. by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #3 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:30:36 PM EST

And I'm going to login to multiple accounts to make sure it happens. I don't even *care* if I have been trolled!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.


meh by webwench (4.00 / 1) #4 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:35:03 PM EST
This is a family website...




OMGLOR!!!111ifso,thatsonehellovadyfunctionalfamily by ROFLCOPTER (4.00 / 7) #5 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:38:33 PM EST


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OK, it is a broken family by webwench (4.00 / 2) #9 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:48:05 PM EST
populated with very confused or even downright crazy people, most of whom are miserable in their jobs, are damaged in some form or fashion, and many of whom drink to excess... but still a family.


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OMFGLOR!!!111ifthatsso,thenwhytheoriginalobjection by ROFLCOPTER (4.00 / 1) #11 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:51:07 PM EST


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because, roflcopter, by webwench (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:52:35 PM EST
it is not an incestuous family. Except for ammoniacal/calla, I guess... d'oh.


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I can think of two more exceptions by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 2) #16 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:57:48 PM EST

But I'm not talking about any of that anymore.


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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Yes, but, by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #34 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 05:33:58 AM EST
she was talking to ROFLCOPTER, not you.

OMFGISTHERESOMETHINGI@VEJUSTDISCOVERED!!!!!111one!!!!un!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!

I reckon MNS is ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!

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A crafty diversionary ploy, ambrosen, by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #41 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:03:24 AM EST

But, since I know I'm not ROFLCOPTER, I can now only conclude that it actually must be YOU!


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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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L0L MNS 1nf1|)3L by L0LLERSKATES (4.00 / 1) #42 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 08:14:03 AM EST
BUT AMBROSEN IS NOT TEH EVIL ROFLCOPTER FOR HE DOES NOT WRITE LIKE TEH EVIL ROFLCOPTER!1111!??? L0L, R0R!!!????!!????!! OMG WHAT R U LIKE!!!!!! DO I LOOK BOVVERED!!!!

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OMFGLOR!!!111amature by ROFLCOPTER (2.00 / 0) #47 Sat Sep 03, 2005 at 10:45:40 PM EST


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Wait-a-second by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #14 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:54:10 PM EST
Aren't you paying some guy for his time and attention at this very moment?

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wait by webwench (2.00 / 0) #15 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:57:10 PM EST
what?


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Dan the Real Estate Man by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #23 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:19:59 PM EST
As I understand it, the usual amount of attention is one bored visit with a clipboard.  You must be slipping him a little something-something.

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heh by webwench (4.00 / 1) #32 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 12:50:56 AM EST
Hey, as suggested, I'd be happy to slip the guy a little something-something, but thus far all he'll accept is a promise to pay him his commission. *shrug*


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Has he specified the form of his commission? by zantispam (4.00 / 1) #43 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:00:07 AM EST
Cash?
Check?
Booty?


Suffice to say you're one of those dicks that just keeps on giving, like a verdant dick-tree sprouted from a freshly fallen dick seed. -- debacle
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the % commission by webwench (4.00 / 1) #45 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:35:10 AM EST
is of course very professionally specified in the contract... as yet, no further demands have been made.

The guy sold me a motorcycle over two years ago and he had no interest then, so, logically, he's probably just being a friendly guy. Ah, well...


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Excellent! by me0w (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:41:47 PM EST
You brightened my day.


"There's really only one sexually related thing I'm good at: Producing incredibly volumous amounts of spooge on a regular basis." - ni


Enough! by idiot boy (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:44:25 PM EST
Stop it now Lucretia. It's not even a Bank Holiday in Scotlandia. You actually wrote this at work? Or has this just become an evening project. With a bottle of lube perhaps?



First one since Healing Hands over at K5 by Rogerborg (4.00 / 2) #8 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 03:47:05 PM EST
Try to think of this account as the turmeric of HuSI.

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Oh no no no no no no!!! by BadDoggie (2.00 / 0) #28 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 05:33:06 PM EST
I like reading your crap. My love of turmeric is as great as Hulver's of NIWS.

woof.

"Eppur si muove." -- Galileo Galilei
"Nevertheless, it moves."
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Continuity issues by Rush Gorden (2.00 / 0) #29 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 07:35:43 PM EST
#1 Orion Blastar is a member of the Traveller's Aid Society and earns a High Passage or two Middle Passages a month, or the cash value. Good for use on any star ship.

#2 Orion Blastar has starship skills and can earn his passage by being a Gunner, Engineer, Pilot, or Navigator. In addition, he can earn a ship's salary.

#3 Orion Blastar is a master pirate. He can easily     commandeer any typical star ship. He can then sell the starship on the black market and earn more money than the Rogerborg type male hooker can earn.

#4 Orion Blastar is from 4096AD, not 300 years into the future. Yet the Vilanis, in a nearby star system, are capable of jump drive technology, and he can easily contact them and ask them for a ride.

#5 Orion is a fighter and brawler, instead of sex, he can easily mug the sailors and take all of their money. Using elite martial arts and ninjutisu skills. 41st century martial arts can be quite deadly in the right hands.

#6 Being from the future, Orion Blastar can invest money he earns from a minimum wage job into stock picks that will pay off big. Since he already knows which companies will be successful and which ones will not.

#7 Being from the future, he knows the winning lottery numbers too.

#8 Perhaps he traveled back in time to avoid space and live out the rest of his life in the past, on Terra aka Earth, where he does not have a criminal record of piracy. In which case, he would not desire a trip back to the stars.

#9 Doesn't he claim to have a robot? Why not whore out the robot? Be a Pimp instead of a whore. I'll bet he can even build a female robot using his 41st century technology skills.

#10 Granted Orion has a lot of illnesses, he might not even be able to whore himself out due to the illnesses that he has. Besides, the Sailors would just reject him anyway, because he is not up to their standards.


"But the LORD is with me like a mighty warrior; so my persecutors will stumble and not prevail. They will fail and be thoroughly disgraced; their dishonor will never be forgotten." - Jeremiah 20:11


Do me Roger! OH! GOD!!! DO ME!! DOMEDOMEDOME!! by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #31 Mon Aug 29, 2005 at 11:23:03 PM EST
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!! AHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHH! YESSSSSS!!!

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Mmmmmm. Got a fag?
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Remember: There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Ladies, when I won't have sex with you, you know there's something wrong. -- thenick



Yes, apparently he has. by Gully Foyle (4.00 / 1) #33 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 05:05:54 AM EST
n/t

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C | N -> K by zantispam (2.00 / 0) #44 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 11:01:28 AM EST
Bastard.


Suffice to say you're one of those dicks that just keeps on giving, like a verdant dick-tree sprouted from a freshly fallen dick seed. -- debacle
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Sarah Jane Honeywell? by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #35 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 05:34:56 AM EST
Well? What happened there, then?



Can't go into details by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #38 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 06:45:55 AM EST
Let's just say that Equity's lawyers are more tech-savvy than you might imagine.

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Really. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #39 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:01:27 AM EST
I take it you're not even allowed to mention the restraining order, then?

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I can neither confirm nor deny by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #40 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 07:31:10 AM EST
The existence of any ASBO restraining order in relation to that person whom you mentioned.

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Heh by hulver (2.00 / 0) #36 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 05:37:36 AM EST
I hope this isn't going to be a regular occurance, as I'll have to put any more of these in the hole.
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha


FAXIST by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #37 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 06:45:30 AM EST
You're going to look real cute in that bavarian bondage gimpsuit.

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Fictionist. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 2) #46 Tue Aug 30, 2005 at 02:45:05 PM EST
HELP! WE'RE BEING REPRESSED!

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